KaDuSViLLe

Ni sia dapat dari kawan sia punya frenster buletin... ekekekeke. Bacalah kalau kamu paham...

* You drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50
KM/H. If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's
wrong. - manada.... kalau sini mimang kana paling kurang kana horn balik, kalau tidak tatap kana tampiling trus...
* You have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off
work punctually). - NO COMMENT
* You don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in
Sabah. - Ini betul... sia sukung
* You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at
least once in a lifetime. - off coz lah... kin malu bah kalau urang Sabah tidak pernah naik Gunung Kinabalu, dalam negeri juga!
* You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't
drive a big house round to show off). - NO COMMENT
* You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city. - Besa lah tu, buat apa mo smart-smart!
* You still think that Labuan belongs to Sabah. - Sometimes!
* You will not go to any FREE seminar / function that has no
food or refreshment. - AGREE!!!
* You don't care about service. You just want things cheap,
cheap, cheap. - Yalah mo bejimat bah!!!
* You know where to get your candles and torch light quickly
in the total darkness (due to training by frequent blackout). - Kebiasaan sudah gia tu... macam kana program saja di mana mo cari...
* You know what "aramaitiee" means... - OFF COZ!!!
* You shout "referee bodoh" and at the same time throw
mineral water bottles on the pitch during a football match at
Likas Stadium.. - NOT ME
* Your Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your
money or jewellery along.. - Maid sia dulu sudah kawin, dia lari, teda curi apa²! ahaks... Uda juga kana tangkap... kotoh!
* You doubt someone's mykad whether it is real or fake.. - Kadang-kadang. Even sia punya sindri pun sia takut fake... manatau...
* Your favourite assemblyman whom you vote and supported
all this while... gambled away and lost a whopping 60 million
ringgit in a London casino.. - Bukan di kawasan sia!!! sana ***** tu... ekekeke
* You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place
is still open at 5 am... - Kebiasaan bah tu... The night is still young gia...
* You come across a supposedly local person but with a very
foreign accent.. - Jarang pula sia jumpa. lalu tu sia tau trus... ekekekeke
* You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted
on behalf of you... - Nda tau... belum pula sia pernah mengundi... ekekekeke
* You own a bakakuk tambah....- Dulu... lama sudah... tapi uda jual... nda tau mana uda tu...

* You are a Sabahan if u say and understand these words....
1) tuuuna/ saaaana - points with the lips - (there-- at a
distance)- macam sannaaaaa ranau... uiks buli tau trus bah tempat tu...
2) limpas (to pass/walk by - Maaf, saya limpas dulu? Excuse
me, can I passby? - Sia limpas dulu kio... ekekekeke
3) palui (stupid, duh! ) - jarang sia pakai ni ayat... paling² sia pakai badukang!
4. tapuk (to hide ) - kiut bah ni ayat nie...
5. bida (ugly) - itulah aat yang paling sesuai untuk menggambarkan sesuatu yang kurang cantik... BIDA' oh!
6) bubut (as in proper malay- "kejar", to chase) - sempena nama burung bubut... napa tu burung kana panggil burung bubut... membubut kali...
7) sakai (ignorant, uncivilized, "hoosier") - Kebiasaan tu...
8) andang-andang (that's how it is) 0 Kebiasaan juga bah nie...
9) sapak (kasi campur/gaul -- utk masakan- or mix as in
cooking) - never heard of dis word... sipak adalah...
10) inda/tia (short form of "tidak" - not, no) - buat apa mo tulis panjang-panjang? membazir ayat ja...
11) wicin (another brand of msg as in "aji-no-moto" - a
seasoning or food enhancer) - VISIN tu kalau sana rumah...
12) talampau (proper malay - "terlampau"- too much) - smart bah... itulah unik
13) takajut (proper malay - "terkejut" - shocked, startled) - Jarang sia pakai, selalu kotigog!
14) siorang (proper malay -"kami"/ "saya - orang" - us, we) - ayat kebiasaan siorang bah nie. Jarang sia pakai kalau tulis... besa becakap jak...
15) ngam-ngam (proper malay "kebetulan" - exact, at that
time) - kasih ngam-ngam tu duit ah...
16) mangkali (proper malay "barangkali" - maybe, perhaps) - sia kalu pakai ngkali.. ilang tu ma ahaks...
17) kamarin (proper malay "kelmarin" - yesterday - ntah kenapa sia suka bahasa Sabah... Unik bah...